Snake's From Around the World by Shadow Trunks Zero, Goku Girl
Chapter 1 by Shadow Trunks Zero
Author's Notes:

Disclaimer: This short fic is on what Solid Snake would be like if he was raised in various states in America. No offense is intended to those whom we mock. Well, actually, a great deal of offense is intended to those we mock, but don’t take it personally. We mock everyone we meet. Now, for the more entertaining part. Solid Snake and MGS2 are not our property. However, the jokes contained here are ours. If you use them, give us credit. If you don’t, we WILL FIND YOU! As for what will happen to you once we find you, well, you all have good imaginations…use them. Now, let the mayhem begin!

Brought to you by the demented minds of Shadow_Trunks and Liquid Snake

Solid Snake’s of America, Unite!

 

Solid Snake from New York: (Heroin Addict)

Snake: What the fuck is this? Why am I here?

Shadow_Trunks: Shut up and act, moron!

Snake: Screw you! And where is the heroin you promised me, you mother fucker?! I ain’t blowin’ up no fuckin Metal Gear until you give me my fuckin’ heroin!!

Liquid: Oh, let’s just move to the next guy!

Snake: Hey, asshole, where’s my heroin?! I asked you a question, bitch!

(Shadow_Trunks shoots Snake from New York).

Liquid: Next!

 

 

Solid Snake from Florida:    (Surfer)

Snake: I have meditated on the meaning of my existence, and I do not wish to fight.

Shadow_Trunks: You wuss! You’re Solid Snake! You’re made to fight! It’s in your fucking DNA for crying out loud!!

Snake: My Cosmic Karma has convinced me to say no.

Liquid: Screw this pansy!

(Liquid shoots Snake from Florida).

Shadow_Trunks: Well, so far this has been fun…

 

 

Solid Snake from Alabama: (Pig Farmer)

Snake: Yeah, my momma told me that cows are right perty…

Liquid: What the hell does that have to do with Metal Gear?!

Snake: Metal Gear? That thangs got the same name as my cow!

(Shadow_Trunks shoots Snake from Alabama)

Liquid: Shadow, was that really necessary?

Shadow_Trunks: Well…that all depends on your definition of "necessary…"

 

Solid Snake from Washington State (Beatnik)

Snake (beating on a little bongo set): Yeah man, we all need a little chillin’ time…wanna Doobie?

Liquid: Another hippie? I thought I killed this fucker!

Snake: You should not give in to violence!

Shadow_Trunks: Suck on this, BITCH!

(Shadow_Trunks shoots Snake from Washington with a rocket launcher.)

 

Solid Snake from California (Skate Punk)

Snake (After doing a Darkslide off Metal Gear’s head): Man, did you see that rad Darkslide I did off that giant robot’s head?! That was fuckin’ amazing!!

Shadow_Trunks: Yeah, that fucking awesome!

(Liquid smacks Shadow_Trunks on the back of the head)

Shadow_Trunks: Ow! What the hell, man?!

Liquid: You’re not supposed to trick off the Metal Gear dumbass! You’re supposed to blow it up!

Snake: Dude, if I blow it up, that’ll tire me out before the big skate competition in San Francisco!

Liquid: Screw you dude!

(Liquid shoots Snake from California)

Shadow_Trunks: Man, why’d you shoot him?! He was so cool!

Liquid: Well, we had a pattern, so I figured we should run with it…



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