The Twelve Days of WWF by SpiritStream17
Story Notes:
Another poem gone WWF! YAY! First A WWF Christmas Carol: SS17 STYLE! and then A Christmas Carol: WWF STYLE! YAY! Now it's this one! What's next! Don't ask that...I got a ficstorm! YAY! Here we go!
Chapter 1 by SpiritStream17

All the WWF wrestlers were gathered around the Christmas tree in the suit of the Hilton hotel in New York City. Everyone and there families had decided to have Christmas together! Oh boy...

Anyway, Mick got the room, food, beer for the APA, Austin, and Dudleys, Cocoa for everyone else, different rooms for each wrestler and there family, and a huge big screen tv beside the Christmas Tree. :) But the bad part is that everyone wasn't kicking ASS!! WWWAAAHHHH! :'(

 

 

 

Hehehehe...if you know me, you know the truth...tee hee!

 

 

 

Everyone was having a great time. They talked about there legendary matches, there family, friends, yadda, yadda, yadda...

Then Mick decided that the group should do a game! Triple H thought the idea was great, duh. You know why, right? ^~ Well, the others made a vote and they decided to have a game. Mick chose his own kind of game...

"A Parody Caroling Finish-it-in-your-own-words game!"

"What," asked the Game, Triple H.

"Make a parody of any christmas song and do it in your own words! And YOUR supposed to be the game, Game? HAHAHAHA! I made a good one!"

"Yeah...a good one..."

"Well, I'll start first," suggested Mick.

 

Now from here on I'm going to write in script format, but only for a while! ^^;;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mick: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

Matt: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two Twist of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon.

 

 

Buh-Buh: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

Jeff: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four Swantoms

Buh-Buh: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

Undertaker: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five Last Rides

Jeff: Four Swantoms

Buh-Buh: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

Kane: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Six chokeslams

Undertaker: Five Last Rides

Jeff: Four Swantoms

Buh-Buh: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

APA: On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven Bar Fights

Kane: Six chokeslams

Undertaker: Five Last Rides

Jeff: Four Swantoms

Buh-Buh: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

Kurt: On the...

"SHUT UP KURT," everyone yelled.

"Okay..."

And he goes into the next room and cries a river...

 

 

Rikishi: On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight Buttfaces

APA: Seven Bar Fights

Kane: Six chokeslams

Undertaker: Five Last Rides

Jeff: Four Swantoms

Buh-Buh: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

Edge: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Nine Spears

Rikishi: Eight Buttfaces

Kane: Six chokeslams

Undertaker: Five Last Rides

Jeff: Four Swantoms

Buh-Buh: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

Triple H: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Ten Pedigrees

Edge: Nine spears

Rikishi: Eight Buttfaces

Kane: Six chokeslams

Undertaker: Five Last Rides

Jeff: Four Swantoms

Buh-Buh: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

The Rock: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eleven Rock Bottoms

Triple H: Ten Pedigrees

Edge: Nine spears

Rikishi: Eight Buttfaces

Kane: Six chokeslams

Undertaker: Five Last Rides

Jeff: Four Swantoms

Buh-Buh: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

 

Austin: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 12 Stone Cold Stunners

The Rock: Eleven Rock Bottoms

Triple H: Ten Pedigrees

Edge: Nine spears

Rikishi: Eight Buttfaces

Kane: Six chokeslams

Undertaker: Five Last Rides

Jeff: Four Swantoms

Buh-Buh: Three Tables

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon

 

"Well everyone that's the end of the game! Let's sing it together!"

"On the day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Austin: 12 Stone Cold Stunners!

The Rock: Eleven Rock Bottoms!

Triple H: Ten Pedigrees!

Edge: Nine spears!

Rikishi: Eight Buttfaces!

Kane: Six chokeslams!

Undertaker: Five Last Rides!!!

Jeff: Four Swantoms!

Buh-Buh: Three Tables!

Matt: Two Twists of Faiths!

Mick: And one pissed off Mr. McMahon!"

"Great job guys, but it looks like it's time to go to bed," Mick said pointing to the kids.

"Right," agreed everyone.

 

And in the morning they saw there kids open there presents, and everyone humming the tune of there OWN parody caroling finish-it-in-your-own-words song...or poem....or whatever! They did it together...

 

And now everyone was going after each other and kicking ass next night. Except for Kurt, since he was in the next room crying. There all going to make fun of him, then kick the crap out of each other. YAY!

 

 

 

 

 

But for now it's peace and happiness for all. Merry Christmas...until it's over...oh boy...



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